I found this site called Conservapedia it is the craziest site ever. So this is how they define a Conservative.

n the United States, conservatives are generally characterized by adherence to limited government, public morality and free enterprise. Specifically, conservatives tend to adhere to the following principles:

* Checking change on tradition
* A strong national defense
* Return of prayer in school
* The Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms, as long as such possession does not threaten national security
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* Stronger law enforcement and anti-crime laws, including the death penalty
* Parents, rather than school teachers, educating children about sex
* Choice in education
* Private medical care and retirement plans
* Weakening or cancellation of failed social support programs
* Prohibition of abortion
* Opposition to same-sex marriage licenses and homosexuals
* Support of laws against pornography
* Generally opposed to the United Nations
* Support enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
* Support tightening of border security
* Respect for our military... past and present
* Low taxes, especially in upper income brackets
* Opening foreign markets to U.S. products
* Less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments

Now let's see what they say about Liberals.

A liberal is a person who's views reject traditional and biblical standards in favor of subjective or relative standards.

* Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
* Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
* Support for gun control
* Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right[1]
* Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
* Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
* Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education
* The denial of inherent gender differences
* Insisting that men and women have the same access to jobs in the military
* Legalized same-sex marriage
* Implementation of affirmative action
* Political correctness
* Support of labor unions
* Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.[2]
* A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended

This is my favorite part

# In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.

So all liberals are atheists?

Shows how retarded Conservatives are, doesn't it?

I'll get more from this site now and then, I love how it defines 'gun control'

Oh what the hell here's the opening

Gun control laws restrict the purchase or ownership of guns, a weapon acquired mostly for defensive or sporting purposes. Gun control is unique among social programs in increasing the emotional and physical dependency of all voters on government. It is often promoted by liberals.

Gun control is a denial or limitation by governments of the right to armed self-defense.

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Wow, not like we just want to keep automatic weapons out of the hands of children. I'll get into this later tho.